People are shapes, i.e., they have dimensions.
Strangers you cross on the road are uni-dimensional shapes, because the only thing you know about them is how they look. (You don't know that very well either, unless you're checking them out.) This = length.
Acquaintances, classmates or relatives (the type of relatives who you just have, for the only reason that they're somehow related to you, however distantly, and you have to be civil to them when you meet them at boring family functions) are two-dimensional or bi-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look and how they sound and talk. This = length + breadth. (It can't be length * breadth, because then it would become Area, and you can't go about determining people's Area, as they might get offended.)
Friends, parents, and close relatives (the type of relatives that make those boring family functions slightly bearable, and who you like getting pictures clicked with, because these are memories that you'll actually cherish) are three-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look, and how they sound and talk, and also how they behave most of the time. This = length + breadth + height.
Boyfriends/girlfriends, really good friends and siblings (parents might sometimes fall into this category too) are four-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look, and how they sound and talk, and how they behave most of the time, and also why they talk and behave the way they do. This = length + breadth + height + space. (I believe that space is the fourth dimension, because space is what the three-dimensional objects move through.)
Best friends, lovers and spouses (if you have a good marital relationship that is, and not one of those where you go sneaking around your spouse's back, giving suggestive Christmas gifts to your secretary) are five-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look, and how they sound and talk, and how they behave most of the time, and why they talk and behave the way they do, and you can also predict how they would behave in or react to any given situation. This = length + breadth + height + space + time. (Time, I believe, is the fifth dimension, because most science-fiction books say so, and it does make sense!)
Next time, classify your relationships based on what shape the person is to you, and if this system doesn't prove accurate, well, just look for another system. Anyway if you need such retarded systems to classify your relationships in the first place, it means you're pretty much a loser.
Strangers you cross on the road are uni-dimensional shapes, because the only thing you know about them is how they look. (You don't know that very well either, unless you're checking them out.) This = length.
Acquaintances, classmates or relatives (the type of relatives who you just have, for the only reason that they're somehow related to you, however distantly, and you have to be civil to them when you meet them at boring family functions) are two-dimensional or bi-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look and how they sound and talk. This = length + breadth. (It can't be length * breadth, because then it would become Area, and you can't go about determining people's Area, as they might get offended.)
Friends, parents, and close relatives (the type of relatives that make those boring family functions slightly bearable, and who you like getting pictures clicked with, because these are memories that you'll actually cherish) are three-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look, and how they sound and talk, and also how they behave most of the time. This = length + breadth + height.
Boyfriends/girlfriends, really good friends and siblings (parents might sometimes fall into this category too) are four-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look, and how they sound and talk, and how they behave most of the time, and also why they talk and behave the way they do. This = length + breadth + height + space. (I believe that space is the fourth dimension, because space is what the three-dimensional objects move through.)
Best friends, lovers and spouses (if you have a good marital relationship that is, and not one of those where you go sneaking around your spouse's back, giving suggestive Christmas gifts to your secretary) are five-dimensional shapes, because you know how they look, and how they sound and talk, and how they behave most of the time, and why they talk and behave the way they do, and you can also predict how they would behave in or react to any given situation. This = length + breadth + height + space + time. (Time, I believe, is the fifth dimension, because most science-fiction books say so, and it does make sense!)
Next time, classify your relationships based on what shape the person is to you, and if this system doesn't prove accurate, well, just look for another system. Anyway if you need such retarded systems to classify your relationships in the first place, it means you're pretty much a loser.
what is my dimension miss theorist? But, a very cool post man! what thinking! but, i would consider the 4D and the 5D more or less the same. perspective... But, again, SUPPPER Post!
ReplyDeleteand the "Mouthful" idea ROCKS!!!! proud of you! wait! why am i proud of you? you are not my daughter! you taught me blogging! okay.. i am not proud of you... scratch that! gotta go...
ReplyDeleteMad bum. The whole point of the 4D and 5D ideas being so similar is that they actually are. According to me, at least. And you can be proud of me, coz a)you're my friend b)you taught me the finer points of blogging.
ReplyDeleteyou're amazing you know that!?:)
ReplyDeletei love the way you bring bewildering-ly different things together in a most funny and sensible,( i must add) way of writing!this is fresh (if you know what i mean):) cannot wait to read more from you:)
Aww Brinda you just made my day :) I can't stop smiling!
ReplyDeleteSavvy lady! Too much! i comment so nice stuff and all and you dont even say- you made my minute. And Brinda says nice thing and she makes your day? D-I-E! i just demoted you from 4D to 1D! Ha!
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