Religion

     John Abraham is God's most exquisite creation. He should be worshipped, his posters should be put in churches, mosques, and various other prayer houses. He should be cloned, so that we can somehow come close to getting enough of him. He should be made into wax figures and life size dolls. Such a beautiful body, such a heartbreakingly beautiful smile.
     John Abraham makes me happy. The one time I saw him, he danced just 5 feet away from me, and there were tears in my eyes from the sheer joy of being able to witness such a delightful spectacle. When he comes onscreen, I get a warm glow in the pit of my stomach, and a smile automatically comes on my silly face. (This, I think, is a transferred epithet, because it's not my face that is silly, it's the smile.)
     His body is my temple, his dimples my salvation. When he smiles, sighs of contentment erupt from the deepest part of my being. I want to meet him and then faint immediately, so that he catches me in those heavenly arms, and when I recover, our gazes lock into each other's, and he falls into deep and undying love with me.
     John Abraham is more than just a Greek God, he is my God. *sigh*