I like collars. I like them on shirts (are there ever shirts without collars?), t-shirts, kurtis and dresses, and all other types of outfits. I like them so much ,that i wish pants had collars too. Don't ask me where, because I don't know. I'm just saying that they should. It's okay that shoes don't have collars, because that would be too much. Imagine you're wearing a shirt that has a collar, and pants that have collars, and then you realise even your shoes have collars! You'll end up looking like a freak.
I don't mind having collars on socks, though. They'll definitely get way more interesting. A sock is the singular most boring piece of clothing in the entire kingdom of things people (or chihuahuas) wear. They're even more boring than leggings, and that's saying something. Why, you may ask. Because leggings are single-colored pants that don't have any purpose apart from that of covering your legs. They don't have pockets, they're not colorful, and they don't have collars. Plus, you have to own dozens of them in different colors, to wear with all your pretty colorful kurtis, so they take up a lot of space in the cupboard. So, anyway, back to socks. They are nice things that keep your feet warm in the winters, but are usually disgraced with disgusting patterns of cherries or polar bears. I think they deserve better than that. I think they deserve to be respected, which will only happen if they get collars.
Here ends this thought, with the hope that I have slightly altered your attitude towards socks.
I don't mind having collars on socks, though. They'll definitely get way more interesting. A sock is the singular most boring piece of clothing in the entire kingdom of things people (or chihuahuas) wear. They're even more boring than leggings, and that's saying something. Why, you may ask. Because leggings are single-colored pants that don't have any purpose apart from that of covering your legs. They don't have pockets, they're not colorful, and they don't have collars. Plus, you have to own dozens of them in different colors, to wear with all your pretty colorful kurtis, so they take up a lot of space in the cupboard. So, anyway, back to socks. They are nice things that keep your feet warm in the winters, but are usually disgraced with disgusting patterns of cherries or polar bears. I think they deserve better than that. I think they deserve to be respected, which will only happen if they get collars.
Here ends this thought, with the hope that I have slightly altered your attitude towards socks.
jeez!!! one of a kind blogger you are!!! socks and collars? ha!!! then we can have ties for those collars as well!!! :)
ReplyDeleteNo! That would be overkill, and besides, there's only so much a tiny sock can accommodate! Don't torture the poor little thing :(
ReplyDeleteall right... you're the boss. i mewan you invented the socks with collar. So, you get to decide! :)
ReplyDeleteCollars look beautiful on handsome men, too.
ReplyDeleteYou should also write about the monstrosity of leg-warmers -whose only purpose for existence is to slide down your legs at the rate of a hookers underwear (at this point, you engineer complex contraption devices to hold them in place and pat yourself over your ingenuity). Better than leg-warmers? Crocs. Please, brutally annihilate Crocs and those who think they're remotely 'comfortable' to wear. You should write extensively about the atrocity of this thought: Comfort over the Universe's opinion on Crocs.
Universe: I hate Crocs
Case closed.
Socks are wonderful. Except when the heel doesn't fit the heel and the 'toe cap' doesn't fit right and the there's a knotty bulge near your pinky because of the stitch creating an uncomfortable feeling. HAVE YOU EVER FELT THAT?
Brooms and snitch's on socks? Yes, please! =D
Woo! Too much to think about, all at once. Except that the mention of snitches and brooms at the end sort of wipes away all other thoughts.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll definitely ponder carefully over leg warmers and those abominations called crocs. Thanks for the ideas :)
They should make 'liking' something universal and not restricted to Facebook. =D
ReplyDeleteChihuahuas in socks! Hahaha! How did you even think of that?!
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